mw supreme: trial is OVER!!!

after 2 cups of kapal api every night, burning the midnight oil, sleep for only 4 hours a day, study till nervous breakdown, now it is finally over... the trial.!!! arghh.. i feel so relieved.. because of trial i dun have a time to pluck my eyebrow , shave my leg , dancing a around like retard kid and update mw supreme, as u all know, we are going to raya in a few days.. weee.!! cant wait for ketupat,long tong, rendang ayam, lemang,dodol, any food that only available during hari raya season.. i dun really mind about the duit raya.. i just love to eat.. and even if i have hundreds of duit raya.. ill spend it on food.. just on food.. not for shopping...i am a girl hu eats alot and have high metabolism rate.. because i will take a big crap 1hour after dinner... or any food.. i love my body.. it can withstand high amount of food.. haha..i will be going to penang during this raya season.. ill go to the place where it is most populated by mosquito.. nak jalan mane mane kene bawak ridsect goodnite.. jumper nyamuk jer spray..i am really allergic to nyamuk.. and nyamuk loves me soo much.. there was one time .. i wore a very thick and long pants...seriously.. i was in the car and the nyamuk bit me on my thigh..wtf...mosquito is the only species that goes into my pants without my freaking permission.. i hate them.. tak sekolah punye nyamuk!!! nasib baik life span ko pendek.. maybe they think that they could get a lot of food source from my blood.. since i eat alot.. dah ah malas nak pikir aper nyamuk pikir.. mesti nyamuk ade buat advertisement pasal aku..

nyamuk A : hey.. my other stupid insect of the same spesies with me wassap?!!
nyamuk B: ouhh..its not going well dude.. i think im dying because i do not suck any human blood recently
nyamuk A: holy shit dude!! no way im going to let u die.. dun be such a mosqsy( a term of pussy in nyamuks language)
nyamuk B: i dunno. i cant track any human being recently.. how do you gain so much weight till u cant fly?
nyamuk A: hah?!! thats why.. ive been spending the rest of my life sucking miya's blood..
nyamuk B: OMFG!!! by only sucking miyas blood u can gain so much nutrients and fats?
nyamuk A: yerp..thats why im healthy and strong ..
nyamuk B: wow.. now i know how to stay healthy and strong like youl
nyamuk A&B : sucks miyas blood,its good its fresh it has all u wanted..sucks miyas blood now..

soo.. whenever u see nyamuk.. they are neither kind nor clever... they are a population that i put below an illegal imigran seeps into our country..

tengok.. daripada sedap sedap cerita pasal raya jadi cerita pasal nyamuk pulak.. nyamuk mmg ruin my post ouhh.. arghh.. dah sedap dah citer pasal rendang ngan lemang.. skang da takde idea nak cakap pasal ape.

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