my driving test.

i was so nervous to attend for my driving test, they said that d jpj are very garang and strict.. and that day was the last day of driving test until next hari raya.. so its like my only chance to pass for my driving test.. if i failed i have to wait for another 4 weeks to repeat the same shit. soo as i was typing<----- lame.. , i woke up at 7.30 am.. and took my bath.. breakfast.. tak tak aku pose.. :) and went to metro.. i took my test card.. and went to jpj room.. my number was 56k.. after i have registered my number.. i sat down and wait for my turn.. i just lay my ass on the chair and my teacher called my number..


instructor : siapa 56K ?
me: saye encik..
instructor: ok get ready untuk test..

i was so nervous this time.. i read every doa i could remember... even doa makan.. and then i saw the guy.. the guy who will determined my future with my car on hari raya jalan pg rumah kawan mintak duit raya..he looks very strict, he wears shade like the men in black, with his tidy police-like uniform and he hold my test card.. i could feel my rectum was contracting vigorously trying to excrete the faeces due to the excessive amount of adrenaline.


jpj: ok awak boleh masuk dalam kereta

me: hmm.. ssssssaaya lettak begg japp ( sumpah gagap skit)

jpj: ok jalan jer terus tak payah check aksesori..

me: betul tak yah nie cik.

jpj: betul tak yah( i kinda doubt him at first because he could say that and then
he could simply fail me)

me: oook.. ( jpj nie tak nak bagi aku jalan ker) encik, nie nak pegi jalan maner nie?

jpj: jalan maner kamu nak? ( omg! once that sentence came out from his mouth.. i knew he is the type that 'as long as you can drive you can pass..' )

me: jalan 3 ( the shortest and the easiest)

jpj:ok .. awak nie half chinese ehh

me: ( with proud ) tak lah saya 3 suku cina..

jpj: ehh asal plak 3 suku cina?

me: sebab bapak saya pure cina , mak saya half cina.. so jadi 3 suku cina lah.. hahahha ( aku gelak sorang2)

jpj: hmmm..jap eyh saye nak angkat call.. herloo.. hmphh asslamuailaikum.. yer yer.. daging 3 cincang.. yer yer... ehh adik masuk gear 2.. yer yer.. jangan lupe 3 cincang daging..aku dah order awal2..

me: (giler cool jpj nie..) smiling broadly..

soo i pass the jalanraya.. and then we went to metro back and getting ready for my bukit,parking,3 point turn test.

and i pass that part.. so in conclusion, i pass my driving test..

soo i went home.. and told my family.. they were so happy because now i have lessen their burden to send me to school or to pick me up from school.. i can go anywhere by my self.. and be safe.. thats the important thing.. i m no longer an illegal driver.. i cant wait to drive during hari raya.. yeayyy!!!



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