Friday, October 30, 2009

the good 'deed 'night with a black woman ( org negro la )

Last nite, I was so tired suffering from pain on my tonsils.. the freaking tonsils need to go away.. i have to cut it off one day.. and soo.. after i got back from my bfs work place in kemuning.. i drove slowly into the parking zone for the visitor.. it was at 12 am, this is really really unexpected moment that i will never forget.. and i never seen that side of me doing it as well.. as i drove, i look into the front mirror, and guess what i see, a very very very very very very very tall and fat black women running towards my car, i was so panic that maybe she might want to use her black magic to hypnotize me and rob me or the most easy way is too jump on my body let me pass out and rob me because shes big and im very very small.. for the first time in my life i feel so small because im known for my "big" features u know what i mean?.. no u dont, i mean my face shape is like a plasma tv, my lips are big and my feet are size 9, this black woman, her lips are so big so so big,, that it might overlap with her nose, she has a really really huge breast and bump, her hair style was like an eletric shock style, i dunno how to describe it, its like as if she just got electrocuted, lets go back to my story, and so when i saw shes running towards my car, i kept driving till i found an empty parking space, im scared to get down from the car since i have already imagining a bad things that might happen once my feet touch the ground, i brace myself and try to walk as fast as i could, i actually ran towards the stairs to my condo, she shouted " Wait! Wait! i need help" and i was thinking that shes trying to trick me, at first she could beg for help the next thing u know she might be pimping around my big volvo car with all her ghetto friends, yes i do have thing with this black community, they are foreigner, i dun really trust them, and then she shouted again " do you have a charger? " i was like, "What on earth u need a charger for, thats the weirdest thing i ever heard from a stranger like you". so the conversation goes like this

black woman: My phone has flat battery, i need to charge it to call my bf

Mw: well u can use my phone to call ur bf,

black woman: i cant recall his number.

Mw: well do you have his number in ur sim card?

black woman: I dun have his number in my sim card?

Mw: u dun save ur bfs number?

black woman: i save it in my phone not in my card.

Mw: im sorry im using samsung and not nokia.

and then out of nowhere this is the most weird moment i ever had, she took out a car phone charger, i mean has she been practicing carry around a car phone charger without having a car,

black woman: can i use ur car?

Mw: i dun think that might be a very good idea

Black woman: Please! please! this is disgraceful, im waiting for 3 hours for my bf, he is at his house on 3rd floor, my bat running low, i cant even call him, i dunno his number

Mw: what?!! why cant u just knock his door..? why are u waiting when u can just go up there and ring the bell

black woman: I dont want to see what i about to see

Mw: i dunt get it, im really sorry can u explain what u mean by that,

black woman: we are not living together, im staying at damansara my friend drove me here, he is staying here and he might have other gurl up there

Mw: OMG! im really sorry, then why are u still here? when u know that he is with other gurl?

Black woman: im having an open relationship with him.

Mw: so ull be with other guy as well when he is not with you

Black woman: no, but i let him be with other gurl

Mw: oooooooookkk.. just pass me the car charger, ill get ur phone charged u can call him so he can fetch u here.. ok?

black woman: thank you very much, omg luckily there are someone like you that actually wants to help me, other people just drove off and ran away from me.. u really have a good heart dear..

Mw: thanks and no problem.

i feel like im doing a good deed for the rest of the year, i felt happy for helping her despite her relationship problem, but what im trying to say here, foreigners are not all bad, they are here independently, when they ask for help, try to use your instinct that they really need help and not to trick us, last nite i wanted to go off without helping her, all of a sudden i stop walking and walk towards her as i know that if i help her now, one day some other ppl will help me if im at her situation.. it wont harm u for helping, make ppl happy, and u will be happy!

2 comments:

Aida Aidott said...

been missing youhh :'(

Mr Daha said...

nice one. but u should continue the thought of not trusting stranger completely. we dont know what might happen. this time maybe that person really need help, other time we still dont know right?

erm, can u actually write in paragraph? kind of hard to read ur post. ha3. just giving opinion.

i am very innocent

i am very innocent